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1. Only in America ......can a pizza get to your house faster than
an ambulance.
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3. Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while
healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
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4. Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
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Äݶó¿Í ÇÔ²² ÁÖ¹®ÇÑ´Ù.
5. Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
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Ä«¿îÅÍ¿¡ »ç½½·Î ¸Å´Þ¾Æ ³õ´Â´Ù.
6. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
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À⵿»ç´ÏµéÀ» Â÷°í¿¡ ³Ö¾îµÐ´Ù.
7. Only in America ......do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
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Call waiting À» ¼³Ä¡ÇØ ½È¾îÇÏ´Â ÀüÈ¶óµµ ¸ø ¹Þ´Â ÀÏÀÌ ¾øµµ·Ï È®ÀÎÇÑ´Ù.
(´Ï³ªÁÖ: Call waiting Àº Åëȸ¦ ÇÏ´Â µµÁß ÀüÈ°¡ °É·Á¿À¸é ½ÅÈ£¸¦
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?
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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
¿Ö ´ç½ÅÀÇ Àü Àç»êÀ» ÅõÀÚÇÏ´Â »ç¶÷Àº ºê·ÎÄ¿¶ó´Â À̸§À¸·Î ºÒ¸®´Â°¡?
(´Ï³ªÁÖ: Broke À̶ó´Â ¸»Àº ÆÄ»êÇß´Ù´Â ¶æµµ ÀÖ½À´Ï´Ù)
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
¿Ö ÇÏ·ç Áß ±³ÅëÀÌ °¡Àå ¸·È÷´Â ½Ã°£À» ·¯½¬ ¾Æ¿ö¶ó°í ºÎ¸£´Â°¡?
(´Ï³ªÁÖ: rush ÀÇ ¶æÀº ±ÞÇÑ, ¼µÎ¸£´Â ¡¦. ¹¹ ±×·± °ÅÁÒ)
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
¿Ö ³ë¾Æ´Â ¸ð±â µÎ¸¶¸®¸¦ Ãļ Á×ÀÌÁö ¾Ê¾Ò´Â°¡?
(´Ï³ªÁÖ: ¾ËÁÒ? ¼º°æ¿¡ ³ª¿À´Â ³ë¾ÆÀÇ ¹æÁÖ¡¦)
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
¿Ö »çÇü ÁýÇà ¶§ ¾²ÀÌ´Â ÁÖ»ç ¹Ù´ÃÀ» ¼Òµ¶Çϴ°¡?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Àý´ë·Î Æı«µÇÁö ¾Ê´Â ºñÇà±âÀÇ ºí·¢ ¹Ú½º¸¦ ¾Æ´Â°¡? ¿Ö ºñÇà±â Àüü¸¦
ºí·¢ ¹Ú½º ¸¸µç Àç·á·Î ¸¸µéÁö ¾Ê´Â°¡?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
¿Ö »ç¶÷µéÀÌ ¸ðµÎ ºÙ¾î »ç´Â °÷À» ¾ÆÆÄÆ®¶ó°í ºÎ¸£´Â°¡?
(´Ï³ªÁÖ: apartment ÀÇ apart ´Â ¸Ö¸® ¶³¾îÁ® ÀÖ´Ù´Â ¶æ)
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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(´Ï³ªÁÖ: terminal --> ¸¶Áö¸· Àå¼Ò, ³¡³ª´Â °÷)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time?)
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´õ Àý¾àµÇ°ÚÁö?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
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¡°»ç¿ë¹ý: ºÀÁö¸¦ ¿¬´Ù. ¶¥ÄáÀ» ¸Ô´Â´Ù (¼¼¹ø° ½º? ¾Æ¸¶, µ¨Å¸
Ç×°øÀ» ÀÌ¿ëÇÑ´Ù?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents
for this one.)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all
need to smile every once in a while.
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